How to use a napkin

   As well as being the perfect white flag for foes to surrender with, napkin can be very handy come dinnertime.
   The napkin is a gentle and delicate accessory associated with the formalities and more refined art of dining. Therefore it is almost certain you will be using one. Regularly.




To begin

   Remove the napkin from your place setting, unfold the origami creation and lay on your lap. In a very posh restaurant the waiter the waiter may dash over and do this for you. Don't be too alarmed, he is not coming to throw you out.

To end

   Dab your lips and place napkin loosely next to your plate. It should not be folded, as you are not trying to save your hosts a wash bill, nor should it be too crumpled and twisted - you don't want to imply that you are a nervous wreck. Also, caution: do not leave it on your seat. Superstion says that 'a dinner who leaves a napkin on his chair will never sit at that table again.' And you know how hard it is to get a good table at Ivy.